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crashyourcrew:

mojosodope178:

when you go out and the party lame as fuck

It happens.
semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.
ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

(Source: yourheartofficiallybroken, via jazelq)

chvnce-tha-rap:

afriet:

John F. Kennedy on civil rights

And you wonder why he was shot

(Source: afriet, via natsblogofcoolshit)

grxph:

xx092813:

datstonerlezz:

kreebs30:

Perfection thank you https://www.etsy.com/people/ExcellentPipes for my new favorite piece

I’m obsessed with elephant pipes.😍

this is BEAUTIFUL


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